My Boyfriend Quotes

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

1:32 AM Hatboy No comments

For my high colestorol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend.

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Rodney Dangerfield

My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Margaret Cho

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.
Loesje

For my high colestorol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend.
Amanda Peet

I think once I was in high school - I had boyfriends and stuff like that, but I think when I was younger, I went through a period where I lo...
Colin Raye

And if it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, the only dream that mattered had come true. In this life, I was loved by you.
Dr Seuss

When you are in Love you can’t fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.
Christian Louboutin

During breakfast there is something I cannot resist, apart from my boyfriend - it's actually the phone. I have a phone breakfast. Always...
Vanessa Hudgens

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too.
Christina Aguilera

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.
Taylor Dayne

I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.